Elroy loved to pass judgment. And he knew everything and nothing at the same time.
"Lazy people are the problem with this country," he said. He was nursing a beer in the bar at the local country club.
But Elroy took off every winter to go sport fishing in Florida. His gut provided the perfect perch his fishing reel, and he could pull in a marlin like no other.
After a big day, Elroy shouted at Dirk, another fisherman, across the bay, "Quit dumping your garbage in the water."
"I already have a picture of you dumping at least fifteen beer cans into the water," said Dirk.
Elroy checked Dirk's Instagram. The picture had gone viral.