"My mother liked chicken."
Zaxby loved to use prodigious amounts of hair gel, and it added to his property manager persona. But no one liked Zaxby because he was a douche.
One day Zaxby tried to light a cigarette when a stiff breeze blew igniting his hair.
An eye witness said, "That boy put more grease in his hair than's on the chicken his mama named him after. No wonder his hair went aflame."