I saw the man crawl out of the sewer clothed in a Confederate flag suit this time.
"Even more of a metaphor," I said.
"Sssssccccrewwww youuuuu," he hissed. Then he transmogrified into a copperhead again.
This time I was ready though. I grabbed a hoe I saw sitting by a tree, and I chopped his head off. All I did was kill a snake, right?