Monday, October 5, 2015

#microstory "Donnie gets to the pearly gates"

"You consorted with the Devil, and you posted anonymously on the web," said Saint Peter to Donnie.

"But all sins are forgivable, aren't they?"

Saint Peter thought.  "Not in your case.  Cowardice goeth before a fall."  Saint Peter cast Donnie into Hell.

"Tell Luigi Vampa I said hello."

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